Crash Test Dummy Cycling Jersey

~~€48,00 EUR~~ €36,00 EUR

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Height (cm) & Weight (kg) — Sizes XXS to XL
Size	XXS	XS	S	M	L	XL
Height	148–155	153–160	158–165	163–170	168–175	173–180
Weight	40–45	45–50	50–55	55–60	60–65	65–70

Height (cm) & Weight (kg) — Sizes 2XL to 6XL
Size	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL	6XL
Height	178–185	183–190	188–195	193–200	198–207
Weight	70–75	75–80	80–85	85–90	90–100

Tops Measurements — Sizes XXS to XL
Size	XXS	XS	S	M	L	XL
Chest (A)	79	84	89	94	100	106
Front (B)	49	51	53	55	57	59
Back (D)	61	63	65	67	69	71

Tops Measurements — Sizes 2XL to 6XL
Size	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL	6XL
Chest (A)	112	118	124	130	136
Front (B)	61	63	65	67	69
Back (D)	73	75	77	79	81

Pants Measurements — Sizes XXS to XL
Size	XXS	XS	S	M	L	XL
Waist (E)	50–72	52–74	54–76	56–78	58–80	60–82
Long (F)	38	40	42	46	50	54
Inseam (G)	14	16	18	20	22	24

Pants Measurements — Sizes 2XL to 6XL
Size	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL	6XL
Waist (E)	62–84	64–86	66–88	70–92	74–96
Long (F)	58	62	66	70	74
Inseam (G)	26	28	30	32	34

Height (cm) & Weight (kg) — Sizes XXS to XL
Size	XXS	XS	S	M	L	XL
Height	145–158	154–164	160–168	164–172	168–172	170–180
Weight	40–45	45–50	50–55	55–65	65–70	70–77

Height (cm) & Weight (kg) — Sizes 2XL to 5XL
Size	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Height	173–183	178–192	181–196	185–200
Weight	77–85	85–92	92–99	99–106

Tops Measurements — Sizes XXS to XL
Measurement	XXS	XS	S	M	L	XL
Chest (A)	85	89	93	97	101	105
Front (B)	49	51	53	55	57	58
Back (D)	65	67	69	71	73	75
Sleeve (F)	68	70	72	74	76	78

Tops Measurements — Sizes 2XL to 5XL
Measurement	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Chest (A)	109	113	124	130
Front (B)	60	62	64	66
Back (D)	77	79	81	83
Sleeve (F)	80	82	84	86

Pants Measurements — Sizes XXS to XL
Measurement	XXS	XS	S	M	L	XL
Waist (E)	58–80	60–82	62–84	64–86	66–88	68–90
Long (F)	92	94	96	98	100	102
Inseam (G)	58	60	62	64	66	68

Pants Measurements — Sizes 2XL to 5XL
Measurement	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Waist (E)	70–92	72–94	74–96	76–98
Long (F)	104	106	108	110
Inseam (G)	70	72	74	76

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Crash Test Dummy Cycling Jersey drew its unmistakable inspiration from the bold graphics of automotive safety testing, bringing fearless attitude to the peloton. The striking yellow-and-black colorway served as a high-visibility statement for riders who embraced every descent and tight corner without hesitation. It became a cult favourite among cyclists who wore their scrapes and road rash as badges of honour.

Lightweight polyester construction for breathable, moisture-wicking performance
High-visibility yellow and black colourway inspired by crash test iconography
Bold quadrant-divided circle graphic centred on the chest with "TEST DUMMY" lettering beneath
Matching smaller circle motif on the left sleeve for cohesive design detail
Standard race-fit cut suited to road and group riding
Refer to size chart for best fit — jersey runs true to contemporary cycling sizing
Machine wash at 30°C, hang dry, do not tumble dry or iron on graphics

Every cyclist knows that moment — the split second where grip meets gravity and you wonder which side of the tarmac you'll land on. Inspired by the unsung heroes of automotive safety labs, this bold yellow-and-black design pays homage to those fearless figures who take the hit so the rest of us don't have to. The iconic target circle and unmistakable TEST DUMMY lettering serve as a lighthearted badge of honor for riders who've earned their road rash and lived to clip in another day. High-visibility coloring means you'll stand out in the peloton and on open roads, turning a cheeky nod to crash culture into a genuinely practical safety statement. Wear it proudly — because every great cyclist has a scar and an even better story behind it.

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At Vintage Cycling, we believe that every cyclist deserves apparel that’s as unique as their journey. That’s why every piece in our collection, from our heritage jerseys to our timeless caps and complete outfits, is made to order. This personalized approach ensures that what you wear is exclusively yours, embodying both the spirit of vintage cycling and your individual style.

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Our commitment to sustainability and quality guides every stitch and seam. Proudly manufactured independently in China, our products are the result of meticulous craftsmanship and ethical practices. By choosing Vintage Cycling, you’re not just getting apparel; you’re wearing a piece of art that tells a story, supports fair labor, and champions the environment.

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With every order, you’re not just purchasing an item; you’re joining a community of cycling enthusiasts who value history, quality, and the bespoke craftsmanship of our made-to-order collections. Whether you’re conquering new trails or relishing scenic routes, Vintage Cycling outfits you for the journey ahead with pieces that are as enduring as your passion for cycling.

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If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, order processing may be delayed by a few days. If there will be a significant delay in shipment of your order, we will contact you via email.

Delivery Times
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Crash Test Dummy Cycling Jersey

~~€48,00 EUR~~ €36,00 EUR

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