Sloth Styled Cycling Jerseys
There's something irresistibly charming about pairing the world's most laid-back creature with the thrill of cycling, and our Sloth Styled Cycling Jerseys do exactly that. These playful designs celebrate the art of taking it easy — even when you're pushing hard on the pedals. Riders love these jerseys because they bring a smile to every group ride, sportive, and coffee stop. Whether you're a self-proclaimed slow climber or just appreciate the humor of a sloth on a bike, this collection is made for you.
Each jersey in this collection features vibrant, detailed sloth illustrations set against bold colorways and tropical-inspired backdrops. From sloths dangling from handlebars to lounging in hammocks strung between wheels, the artwork is as creative as it is amusing. These designs sit perfectly alongside our wider range of fun styled retro cycling jerseys, proving that your kit can be as expressive as your riding style. The quality matches the creativity too, with full-zip construction, breathable fabrics, and a comfortable fit that performs whether you're riding at sloth pace or full gas.
If our sloth jerseys have you craving more personality in your cycling wardrobe, be sure to explore our cat cycling jerseys and beer-themed cycling jerseys for even more character on the road. You can also pair any of these jerseys with matching shorts from our retro cycle shorts collection for a complete look. Life's too short to wear boring kit — embrace the slow lane in style and let your jersey do the talking on every ride.
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Air Blue Sloth Cycling Team Set proved that not every ride had to be a race against the clock. Born from the spirit of riders who savoured every kilometre rather than chasing KOMs, this kit celebrated the joy of simply turning the pedals. With its irreverent sloth-on-a-bike graphic and the beloved motto "We'll Get There When We Get There," it became a cult favourite among those who rode for the pure love of the road.
- Lightweight, breathable polyester jersey engineered for warm-weather comfort
- Vibrant air blue colourway with bold SLOTH CYCLING TEAM branding across the chest
- Matching black and blue bib shorts with contrasting white straps for a clean, modern silhouette
- Full-length front zip jersey for easy ventilation and temperature regulation
- Race-inspired close fit — consider sizing up if you prefer a relaxed club cut
- Signature sloth-on-a-bike graphic adds playful character to group rides
- Machine wash cold at 30°C, hang dry — avoid tumble drying to preserve print vibrancy
Not Known For Speed Sloth Cycling Team Set proved that not every rider needed to chase the peloton. The unofficial Sloth Cycling Team embraced the joy of simply turning the pedals, celebrating every leisurely kilometre with a knowing grin. This kit became a cult favourite among riders who valued the journey over the finishing time, wearing their unhurried philosophy proudly on the road.
- Lightweight polyester jersey offers breathable, moisture-wicking performance
- Playful blue sloth-on-a-bike graphic with "Sloth Cycling Team: I'm Not Known for My Speed" motto
- Matching white and black bib shorts with coordinating blue accent details
- Internal silicone waist strip on bibs ensures a secure, non-slip fit during rides
- Race-cut fit across both jersey and bibs for an aerodynamic silhouette
- Machine wash at 30°C, hang dry — avoid tumble drying to preserve graphics and elasticity
- Check sizing chart carefully; cycling kit typically runs close-fitting compared to casual wear
Yellow Spots Sloth Cycling Team Set was born from the belief that not every ride needs a finish-line sprint. Embracing the joy of the journey over the podium, this tongue-in-cheek kit celebrated riders who pedalled at their own pace and savoured every kilometre. With its unmistakable sloth mascot and the rallying cry "Speed doesn't matter. We'll finish when we finish," it became a favourite among those who rode purely for the love of it.
- Full team set includes matching jersey and bib shorts
- Lightweight, breathable polyester fabric with sublimated print for lasting colour
- Bold yellow, grey, and white spot pattern across a vibrant base
- Features an iconic sloth-on-a-bike graphic with humorous team motto
- Race-inspired cut with a comfortable, relaxed fit suited to long leisure rides
- Elastic silicone gripper on jersey hem keeps the fit secure while riding
- Bib shorts feature a padded chamois for extended saddle comfort
- Machine wash cold inside-out; hang dry to preserve print and elasticity
Purple Sloth Cycling Team Set was born from the belief that not every rider needs to chase KOMs — some just want to enjoy the ride. Inspired by the Sunday grupetto spirit, this tongue-in-cheek kit celebrated the joy of simply turning the pedals. With its irreverent slogan and playful mascot, the set quickly became a favourite among riders who valued fun over FTP.
- Lightweight polyester construction for breathable, moisture-wicking performance
- Full set includes blue jersey and black-blue bib shorts
- Features a cartoon sloth on a bike graphic across the jersey
- Bears the iconic slogan: "Sloth Cycling Team: Faster Than Some… Slower Than Most!"
- Race-inspired cut with a relaxed, club-friendly fit suitable for all-day comfort
- Refer to the size chart — polyester kits tend to fit close to body
- Machine wash cold at 30°C, hang dry — avoid tumble drying to preserve graphics
- Bold purple and blue colourway ensures high visibility and maximum personality on the road
Sloth Cycling Team Jersey was born from the belief that not every ride needs a finish line or a stopwatch. This playful tribute to the unhurried cyclist embraced the joy of simply turning the pedals, celebrating those who savoured the scenery over the sprint. With its irreverent motto and charismatic sloth mascot, it became a cult favourite among riders who proved that style and humour belong in the peloton just as much as speed.
- Lightweight polyester construction for breathable, moisture-wicking comfort
- Vibrant abstract pattern with bold, eye-catching colour blocking
- Playful sloth-on-a-bike graphic centrepiece on the front panel
- Features the motto "Speed doesn't matter. We'll finish when we finish."
- Relaxed club-fit cut suited to leisurely rides and café stops
- Runs true to size; consult the size chart for best fit
- Machine wash cold at 30°C, hang dry — do not tumble dry or iron on graphics
Pearl White Zigs Sloth Cycling Team Set proved that style and humour belonged in the peloton just as much as speed. Born from a love of leisurely rides and good vibes, the Sloth Cycling Team kit brought a playful cartoon sloth on a bike to the road, turning heads at every café stop. With its crisp pearl white base and striking blue accents, this set celebrated the joy of simply riding.
- Lightweight polyester construction for breathability and moisture-wicking performance
- Full set includes matching jersey and bib shorts
- Crisp pearl white base with blue accent detailing throughout
- Cartoon sloth-on-a-bike graphic with bold "Sloth Cycling Team" branding on the jersey
- Bib shorts feature coordinating blue and white stripe design
- Race-inspired cut suited to both spirited rides and relaxed spins
- Refer to sizing chart — polyester kits tend to run close-fitting
- Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle; hang dry to preserve graphics and elasticity
Bright Chain Sloth Cycling Team Set proved that not every ride needed to be a race against the clock. Born from a spirit of joyful defiance, this kit celebrated the riders who savoured every kilometre rather than chasing every second. With its irreverent motto — "It doesn't matter; we'll finish when we finish" — it became a beloved badge of honour for those who rode purely for the love of it.
- Full cycling team set comprising matching jersey and bib shorts
- Lightweight polyester construction for breathability and moisture management
- Vibrant multi-colour polka dot pattern in blue, yellow, red, and black
- Front panel features a detailed bicycle graphic and the Sloth Cycling Team motto
- Relaxed sport fit suited to long, unhurried rides
- Refer to the size chart carefully — sizing may run slightly compact
- Machine wash cold at 30°C, hang dry; avoid tumble drying to preserve graphic detail
- A playful conversation starter on any group ride or sportive
The Slothwarts Cycling Team Set brought a dose of irreverent magic to the peloton, proving that not every ride needs to be raced at breakneck speed. Inspired by a fantastical world of broomstick-riding sloths and fictional house rivalries, this kit became an instant favourite among riders who valued camaraderie and character over KOMs. It was designed for those who understood that the best group rides are the ones where everyone finishes smiling.
- Full kit includes matching jersey and bib shorts
- Lightweight, breathable polyester jersey with full-length zip
- Bib shorts in black and white with vibrant orange accent panels and quality chamois pad
- All-over cartoon print featuring sloths on broomsticks with Slothwarts, Slotherin, Gryffinsloth, and Hanginpuff house graphics
- Race-comfortable fit with slight relaxation — ideal for spirited club and group rides
- Three rear jersey pockets for mid-ride snack hoarding
- Machine wash at 30°C, hang dry — no tumble drying
- Runs true to size; consult the sizing chart for best fit between jersey and bibs
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