Sloth Styled Cycling Jerseys
There's something irresistibly charming about pairing the world's most laid-back creature with the thrill of cycling, and our Sloth Styled Cycling Jerseys do exactly that. These playful designs celebrate the art of taking it easy — even when you're pushing hard on the pedals. Riders love these jerseys because they bring a smile to every group ride, sportive, and coffee stop. Whether you're a self-proclaimed slow climber or just appreciate the humor of a sloth on a bike, this collection is made for you.
Each jersey in this collection features vibrant, detailed sloth illustrations set against bold colorways and tropical-inspired backdrops. From sloths dangling from handlebars to lounging in hammocks strung between wheels, the artwork is as creative as it is amusing. These designs sit perfectly alongside our wider range of fun styled retro cycling jerseys, proving that your kit can be as expressive as your riding style. The quality matches the creativity too, with full-zip construction, breathable fabrics, and a comfortable fit that performs whether you're riding at sloth pace or full gas.
If our sloth jerseys have you craving more personality in your cycling wardrobe, be sure to explore our cat cycling jerseys and beer-themed cycling jerseys for even more character on the road. You can also pair any of these jerseys with matching shorts from our retro cycle shorts collection for a complete look. Life's too short to wear boring kit — embrace the slow lane in style and let your jersey do the talking on every ride.
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Bright Chain Sloth Cycling Team Set proved that not every ride needed to be a race against the clock. Born from a spirit of joyful defiance, this kit celebrated the riders who savoured every kilometre rather than chasing every second. With its irreverent motto — "It doesn't matter; we'll finish when we finish" — it became a beloved badge of honour for those who rode purely for the love of it.
- Full cycling team set comprising matching jersey and bib shorts
- Lightweight polyester construction for breathability and moisture management
- Vibrant multi-colour polka dot pattern in blue, yellow, red, and black
- Front panel features a detailed bicycle graphic and the Sloth Cycling Team motto
- Relaxed sport fit suited to long, unhurried rides
- Refer to the size chart carefully — sizing may run slightly compact
- Machine wash cold at 30°C, hang dry; avoid tumble drying to preserve graphic detail
- A playful conversation starter on any group ride or sportive
The Slothwarts Cycling Team Set brought a dose of irreverent magic to the peloton, proving that not every ride needs to be raced at breakneck speed. Inspired by a fantastical world of broomstick-riding sloths and fictional house rivalries, this kit became an instant favourite among riders who valued camaraderie and character over KOMs. It was designed for those who understood that the best group rides are the ones where everyone finishes smiling.
- Full kit includes matching jersey and bib shorts
- Lightweight, breathable polyester jersey with full-length zip
- Bib shorts in black and white with vibrant orange accent panels and quality chamois pad
- All-over cartoon print featuring sloths on broomsticks with Slothwarts, Slotherin, Gryffinsloth, and Hanginpuff house graphics
- Race-comfortable fit with slight relaxation — ideal for spirited club and group rides
- Three rear jersey pockets for mid-ride snack hoarding
- Machine wash at 30°C, hang dry — no tumble drying
- Runs true to size; consult the sizing chart for best fit between jersey and bibs
Always be a Sloth (Black) Cycling Team Set was born from the belief that not every ride needs a finish line. Inspired by the unhurried philosophy of the world's most relaxed creature, this kit celebrated the joy of simply turning the pedals at your own pace. It quickly became a favourite among riders who valued smiles per mile over kilometres per hour.
- Lightweight polyester construction for breathable, warm-weather comfort
- Full team set includes matching jersey and bib shorts
- Vibrant all-over sloth-themed graphic on a bold black base
- Features the iconic quote: "Always be yourself unless you can be a sloth, then always be a sloth"
- Race-inspired cut suits both leisurely spins and spirited club rides
- Runs in standard cycling sizing — consult the size chart and consider sizing up if between sizes
- Machine wash cold at 30°C, hang dry, do not tumble dry or iron on graphics
- An ideal conversation-starter kit for sportives, charity rides, and group spins
Blue Zigs Sloth Cycling Team Set embraced the lighter side of the peloton, celebrating every rider who valued the journey over the finish line. With its irreverent "We'll finish when we finish" motto, this kit became a beloved badge of honour for those who rode purely for the love of it. The bold blue zigzag design and playful bicycle graphics turned heads on every club run and charity sportive.
- Lightweight polyester jersey with full-colour sublimated bicycle graphics and Sloth Cycling Team branding
- Features the iconic motto: "We'll finish when we finish"
- Matched bib shorts in black and blue with white upper panel for a cohesive team look
- Slim, race-influenced cut — consider sizing up if you prefer a relaxed fit
- Bold blue zigzag pattern across the jersey for high visual impact
- Quick-drying, breathable fabric suited to warm-weather riding
- Machine wash at 30°C, hang dry — avoid tumble drying to preserve graphic detail
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