New Arrivals | Retro Cycling Jerseys & Kits

Black Laser Sloth Cycling Team Set was born from the irreverent spirit of riders who valued the joy of the journey over the sprint for the line. The Sloth Cycling Team embraced a philosophy that resonated with leisurely pelotons everywhere: "Speed doesn't matter, we'll finish when we finish." This bold kit became a beloved badge of honour for cyclists who rode on their own terms, savouring every kilometre.

• Full team set comprising a sloth-themed jersey and matching bib shorts
• Jersey features a striking black and red colourway with bicycle graphic and team motto
• Bib shorts in a clean black and white design for a coordinated race-day look
• Lightweight, breathable fabric suited to long, unhurried rides
• Standard club-cut fit — comfortable without being overly race-tight
• Refer to the size chart; if between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Machine wash at 30°C, hang dry, do not tumble dry or iron on graphics
• Ideal for sportives, group rides, and anyone who celebrates cycling at their own pace

Blue Zigs Sloth Cycling Team Set embraced the lighter side of the peloton, celebrating every rider who valued the journey over the finish line. With its irreverent "We'll finish when we finish" motto, this kit became a beloved badge of honour for those who rode purely for the love of it. The bold blue zigzag design and playful bicycle graphics turned heads on every club run and charity sportive.

• Lightweight polyester jersey with full-colour sublimated bicycle graphics and Sloth Cycling Team branding
• Features the iconic motto: "We'll finish when we finish"
• Matched bib shorts in black and blue with white upper panel for a cohesive team look
• Slim, race-influenced cut — consider sizing up if you prefer a relaxed fit
• Bold blue zigzag pattern across the jersey for high visual impact
• Quick-drying, breathable fabric suited to warm-weather riding
• Machine wash at 30°C, hang dry — avoid tumble drying to preserve graphic detail

Not Known For Speed Sloth Cycling Team Set proved that not every rider needed to chase the peloton. The unofficial Sloth Cycling Team embraced the joy of simply turning the pedals, celebrating every leisurely kilometre with a knowing grin. This kit became a cult favourite among riders who valued the journey over the finishing time, wearing their unhurried philosophy proudly on the road.

• Lightweight polyester jersey offers breathable, moisture-wicking performance
• Playful blue sloth-on-a-bike graphic with "Sloth Cycling Team: I'm Not Known for My Speed" motto
• Matching white and black bib shorts with coordinating blue accent details
• Internal silicone waist strip on bibs ensures a secure, non-slip fit during rides
• Race-cut fit across both jersey and bibs for an aerodynamic silhouette
• Machine wash at 30°C, hang dry — avoid tumble drying to preserve graphics and elasticity
• Check sizing chart carefully; cycling kit typically runs close-fitting compared to casual wear

Pearl White Zigs Sloth Cycling Team Set proved that style and humour belonged in the peloton just as much as speed. Born from a love of leisurely rides and good vibes, the Sloth Cycling Team kit brought a playful cartoon sloth on a bike to the road, turning heads at every café stop. With its crisp pearl white base and striking blue accents, this set celebrated the joy of simply riding.

• Lightweight polyester construction for breathability and moisture-wicking performance
• Full set includes matching jersey and bib shorts
• Crisp pearl white base with blue accent detailing throughout
• Cartoon sloth-on-a-bike graphic with bold "Sloth Cycling Team" branding on the jersey
• Bib shorts feature coordinating blue and white stripe design
• Race-inspired cut suited to both spirited rides and relaxed spins
• Refer to sizing chart — polyester kits tend to run close-fitting
• Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle; hang dry to preserve graphics and elasticity

Purple Sloth Cycling Team Set was born from the belief that not every rider needs to chase KOMs — some just want to enjoy the ride. Inspired by the Sunday grupetto spirit, this tongue-in-cheek kit celebrated the joy of simply turning the pedals. With its irreverent slogan and playful mascot, the set quickly became a favourite among riders who valued fun over FTP.

• Lightweight polyester construction for breathable, moisture-wicking performance
• Full set includes blue jersey and black-blue bib shorts
• Features a cartoon sloth on a bike graphic across the jersey
• Bears the iconic slogan: "Sloth Cycling Team: Faster Than Some… Slower Than Most!"
• Race-inspired cut with a relaxed, club-friendly fit suitable for all-day comfort
• Refer to the size chart — polyester kits tend to fit close to body
• Machine wash cold at 30°C, hang dry — avoid tumble drying to preserve graphics
• Bold purple and blue colourway ensures high visibility and maximum personality on the road

Bright Chain Sloth Cycling Team Set proved that not every ride needed to be a race against the clock. Born from a spirit of joyful defiance, this kit celebrated the riders who savoured every kilometre rather than chasing every second. With its irreverent motto — "It doesn't matter; we'll finish when we finish" — it became a beloved badge of honour for those who rode purely for the love of it.

• Full cycling team set comprising matching jersey and bib shorts
• Lightweight polyester construction for breathability and moisture management
• Vibrant multi-colour polka dot pattern in blue, yellow, red, and black
• Front panel features a detailed bicycle graphic and the Sloth Cycling Team motto
• Relaxed sport fit suited to long, unhurried rides
• Refer to the size chart carefully — sizing may run slightly compact
• Machine wash cold at 30°C, hang dry; avoid tumble drying to preserve graphic detail
• A playful conversation starter on any group ride or sportive

The Slothwarts Cycling Team Set brought a dose of irreverent magic to the peloton, proving that not every ride needs to be raced at breakneck speed. Inspired by a fantastical world of broomstick-riding sloths and fictional house rivalries, this kit became an instant favourite among riders who valued camaraderie and character over KOMs. It was designed for those who understood that the best group rides are the ones where everyone finishes smiling.

• Full kit includes matching jersey and bib shorts
• Lightweight, breathable polyester jersey with full-length zip
• Bib shorts in black and white with vibrant orange accent panels and quality chamois pad
• All-over cartoon print featuring sloths on broomsticks with Slothwarts, Slotherin, Gryffinsloth, and Hanginpuff house graphics
• Race-comfortable fit with slight relaxation — ideal for spirited club and group rides
• Three rear jersey pockets for mid-ride snack hoarding
• Machine wash at 30°C, hang dry — no tumble drying
• Runs true to size; consult the sizing chart for best fit between jersey and bibs

Super Sloth Cycling Team Set proved that not every ride needed to be a race against the clock. Born from a love of easy miles and good humour, this kit celebrated the unhurried cyclist — the one who stopped for coffee, admired the view, and still rolled home grinning. With its comic-book superhero sloth mascot, it became a cult favourite among riders who valued fun over FTP.

• Full kit includes matching jersey and bib shorts
• Jersey features a bold blue and red colourway with comic-style superhero sloth graphic
• Black bib shorts with coordinating blue and red accent panels
• Lightweight polyester jersey fabric with a race-comfortable fit
• Bib shorts constructed with elastic interface-style pad for all-day comfort
• Full-length front zip on jersey for ventilation control
• Recommend sizing up if between sizes for a more relaxed, leisure-friendly fit
• Machine wash at 30°C, hang dry — no tumble dryer to preserve print vibrancy