Fun Styled Retro Cycling Jerseys
Life's too short for boring kit, and our Fun Styled Retro Cycling Jerseys are proof that you can ride hard while raising smiles along the way. This collection is packed with playful designs, witty graphics, and bold colour combinations that stand out on any group ride or café stop. From humorous illustrations to tongue-in-cheek slogans, these jerseys celebrate the lighter side of cycling culture. Riders love them because they spark conversations, lift spirits, and remind everyone that the best rides are the ones you enjoy most.
Every jersey in this collection draws on the retro aesthetic we're passionate about — vibrant panels, classic collar cuts, and full-zip fronts — but reimagined with a sense of humour and creative flair. You'll find nods to everything from leisurely weekend warriors to animals-on-bikes motifs, including our ever-popular sloth styled jerseys and the brilliantly quirky cat cycling jerseys. Whether you're an old-school roadie who doesn't take things too seriously or a newcomer looking for a jersey that matches your personality, there's a design here that fits the bill. Each piece is crafted with modern performance fabrics so the fun never comes at the expense of comfort.
If these designs have you grinning, be sure to explore our beer themed cycling jerseys for post-ride pint perfection, or check out the skull styled collection for something with a bolder, edgier attitude. With short and long sleeve options available, it's easy to build a wardrobe that keeps every ride entertaining no matter the season. Browse the full range below, pick a favourite (or a few), and get ready to be the most popular rider in the peloton.
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Always be a Sloth (Black) Cycling Team Set was born from the belief that not every ride needs a finish line. Inspired by the unhurried philosophy of the world's most relaxed creature, this kit celebrated the joy of simply turning the pedals at your own pace. It quickly became a favourite among riders who valued smiles per mile over kilometres per hour.
- Lightweight polyester construction for breathable, warm-weather comfort
- Full team set includes matching jersey and bib shorts
- Vibrant all-over sloth-themed graphic on a bold black base
- Features the iconic quote: "Always be yourself unless you can be a sloth, then always be a sloth"
- Race-inspired cut suits both leisurely spins and spirited club rides
- Runs in standard cycling sizing — consult the size chart and consider sizing up if between sizes
- Machine wash cold at 30°C, hang dry, do not tumble dry or iron on graphics
- An ideal conversation-starter kit for sportives, charity rides, and group spins
Black Laser Sloth Cycling Team Set was born from the irreverent spirit of riders who valued the joy of the journey over the sprint for the line. The Sloth Cycling Team embraced a philosophy that resonated with leisurely pelotons everywhere: "Speed doesn't matter, we'll finish when we finish." This bold kit became a beloved badge of honour for cyclists who rode on their own terms, savouring every kilometre.
- Full team set comprising a sloth-themed jersey and matching bib shorts
- Jersey features a striking black and red colourway with bicycle graphic and team motto
- Bib shorts in a clean black and white design for a coordinated race-day look
- Lightweight, breathable fabric suited to long, unhurried rides
- Standard club-cut fit — comfortable without being overly race-tight
- Refer to the size chart; if between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit
- Machine wash at 30°C, hang dry, do not tumble dry or iron on graphics
- Ideal for sportives, group rides, and anyone who celebrates cycling at their own pace
Blue Zigs Sloth Cycling Team Set embraced the lighter side of the peloton, celebrating every rider who valued the journey over the finish line. With its irreverent "We'll finish when we finish" motto, this kit became a beloved badge of honour for those who rode purely for the love of it. The bold blue zigzag design and playful bicycle graphics turned heads on every club run and charity sportive.
- Lightweight polyester jersey with full-colour sublimated bicycle graphics and Sloth Cycling Team branding
- Features the iconic motto: "We'll finish when we finish"
- Matched bib shorts in black and blue with white upper panel for a cohesive team look
- Slim, race-influenced cut — consider sizing up if you prefer a relaxed fit
- Bold blue zigzag pattern across the jersey for high visual impact
- Quick-drying, breathable fabric suited to warm-weather riding
- Machine wash at 30°C, hang dry — avoid tumble drying to preserve graphic detail
Ghosts & Moons Halloween Cycling Jersey Set drew inspiration from the playful side of All Hallows' Eve, channelling the spirit of moonlit group rides and costume-clad cyclocross events. Its boldly illustrated design of cartoon ghosts, grinning skulls, crescent moons, stars, and scattered candy turned heads on autumn roads. A favourite among riders who refused to let the dark season dampen their sense of fun.
- Lightweight, breathable polyester fabric engineered for moisture-wicking performance
- Full jersey-and-shorts set for a coordinated race-day or club-ride look
- Dark base colour with vibrant all-over Halloween print: ghosts, skulls, moons, stars, and candy motifs
- Race-cut fit with a slightly relaxed body for layering on cooler autumn rides
- Full-length front zipper for easy ventilation and temperature control
- Elastic silicone waist gripper keeps the jersey securely in place
- Refer to the size chart before ordering — sizing runs close to the body
- Machine wash cold at 30°C, hang dry; do not tumble dry or iron on print
Women's Temple Skull Cycling Jersey drew its rebellious spirit from the irreverent side of cycling culture, where bold self-expression met serious performance on the road. Its whimsical skull motif — adorned with hearts, stars, and crowns — channelled a fearless attitude that stood out in the peloton and on weekend group rides alike. This was a jersey made for riders who refused to blend in.
- Lightweight, breathable polyester fabric engineered for moisture-wicking performance
- Women's-specific cut with a tailored fit for comfort in the riding position
- Short-sleeve design with contrast cuffs for a clean, secure finish at the arm
- Light-coloured collar adds a sharp contrast against the dark base
- All-over skull pattern featuring hearts, stars, and crown detailing on a dark background
- Full-length front zip for easy ventilation and temperature control
- Refer to the size chart for best fit — women's-specific sizing applies
- Machine wash cold, hang dry — avoid fabric softeners to preserve technical properties
The Share The Road Retro Cycling Jersey carried a message as bold as its design, championing cyclist safety with unmistakable style. Inspired by the iconic road signs that reminded motorists and riders to coexist, this jersey turned awareness into wearable art. Its striking yellow and black colourway ensured high visibility on every ride, blending advocacy with authentic retro cycling aesthetics.
- Constructed from lightweight polyester for breathable, moisture-wicking performance
- Bold yellow and black colourway inspired by classic road signage for enhanced visibility
- Features "Share the Road" sign graphics, abstract patterns, and modern diagonal stripes
- Classic retro cycling cut with a relaxed, comfortable fit
- Full-length front zipper for easy ventilation control
- Rear pockets for carrying essentials on the road
- Machine wash cold, hang dry — avoid tumble drying to preserve print vibrancy
- A conversation-starting jersey that advocates for road safety with every pedal stroke
NASA All White Cycling Jersey drew its inspiration from the pioneering spirit of America's space program, channelling the clean aesthetics of mission control into a performance cycling silhouette. The stark white canvas served as a tribute to the engineers and astronauts who pushed the boundaries of human exploration. It paired the romance of space-age ambition with the demands of the open road.
- Lightweight polyester construction for moisture-wicking performance
- Short-sleeved, race-cut fit designed for an aerodynamic riding position
- Full-length front zipper for ventilation and easy on/off
- Iconic NASA "meatball" logo on the upper left chest
- Bold black NASA wordmark printed across the midsection for striking contrast
- Clean all-white base evokes the minimalist palette of spacecraft liveries
- Unisex sizing — recommend checking measurements as fit runs performance-snug
- Machine wash cold inside-out, hang dry to preserve print longevity
Green Santa Cycling Jersey brought festive cheer to every holiday group ride and charity sportive. Inspired by the unmistakable look of Santa's hardest-working workshop elves, this jersey turned winter pelotons into rolling celebrations. Its playful costume design proved that seasonal spirit and serious cycling performance were never mutually exclusive.
- Lightweight polyester construction for breathable, moisture-wicking performance
- Short-sleeve cut suited to indoor rides, mild-weather spins, or layering under a winter jacket
- Full-length front zipper for easy on/off and ventilation control
- Elf-costume graphic featuring white trim detailing and a faux brown belt with oversized yellow buckle
- Vibrant green base with sublimated print designed to resist fading wash after wash
- Race-informed fit — consider sizing up if you prefer a relaxed or layering-friendly cut
- Machine wash cold, hang dry to preserve print quality and fabric integrity
- Ideal for Christmas charity rides, festive sportives, and holiday team kits
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